January Round Up (12,151 Words, 15 Works)
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| Words | Goal Per Day: 500 | Full Count: 44,089 | Average Count: 1,422 |
| Steps | Goal Per Day: 6,000 | Full Count: 256,300 | Average Count: 8,267 |
| Headaches | * | * | Total: 13 days |
not much in the way of medical TMI this time, but still, content note for cancer treatment details.
In keeping with my practice of picking movies that are reflective of the current state of affairs, I present Labyrinth.
A mad king has kidnapped a child and holds him hostage with ridiculous demands placed on his family to rescue the toddler, Toby. Jareth the Goblin King requires Toby’s sister Sarah to navigate a dangerous maze of traps, deceit, and pitfalls within a very short time frame or Toby will never be free. There’s also a goblin army to be defeated.
So not exactly like current times as Jareth the Goblin King treats the child with care, as compared to our own Mad King who would not. Also Jareth has better hair and can dance.
Sarah is a 16-year-old girl who loves fairy tales and has a room filled with stuffed animals, games, and books. She is very annoyed when her parents interrupt her fantasy life and make her babysit her little brother. She gets really mad when Toby won’t stop crying, so much so that she wishes for the goblins to come and take him away. And they do. Be careful what you wish for!
That is when she meets Jareth, who offers to make all her dreams come true if she would just forget about her brother. She considers it but still demands that Toby be returned. Jareth offers her a challenge. If she can make it to his castle in the center of his labyrinth by the time the clock strikes 13 (he helpfully provides a special clock) Toby will be returned.
With the courage of a fearless teenager Sarah takes on her quest and meets a dwarf named Hoggle who is helpful and also not to be trusted because he is a servant to Jareth. But his fondness for trinkets has him helping her and he battles his fears that Jareth will imprison him in the Bog of Eternal Stench (aka Trump’s bathroom) unless Hoggle gives Sarah a poisoned peach to eat. The Goblin King does not believe in a fair fight.
Sarah helps a huge troll named Ludo escape entrapment; utilizing his telekinetic skill over rocks he becomes her friend and helper. They soon meet Sir Didymus, a fox terrier with the attitude of a brave knight and he joins the ragtag trio on his trusted steed, Ambrosius, an Old English Sheepdog.
Wait a minute, a teenage girl joined by three odd characters and a dog on a journey to a castle along a perilous path. Sounds familiar. At least the brick path wasn’t yellow in Jareth’s maze.
As the group of friends enter Goblin City where the castle is located, Jareth sends his goblin army to stop them. They manage to make it to the castle in time, with Sarah telling the group to wait behind as she ascends the tower, she knows the final battle with Jareth is hers alone to fight.
It is a battle of wits and not strength, as easy as the magic was invoked for the Goblin King to steal Toby it may work as well to return him.
Sarah just needed the right words and the courage to speak them.
Labyrinth is available with subscription on Hulu, Disney+, Netflix, and Peacock (with ads.) Free with ads on YouTube, Tubi, Plex, Pluto TV and The Roku Channel. $3.99 in the usual places.
Labyrinth stars David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly, Jim Henson, Brian Henson, David Goelz, Frank Oz, Shari Weiser, Warwick Davis, and Karen Prell. Directed by Jim Henson with a screenplay written by Terry Jones.
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The animated short is Les Bottes de la Nuit (The Night Boots) directed by Pierre-Luc Granjon.
Next week’s Movie Night selection kicks off February with the Oscar nominated Sinners.
It’s available with subscription on HBO Max, Hulu, and Prime (with ads.) $5.99 in the usual places. It is a vampire movie but there is so much more, instead of the official trailer (which focuses on the battle with the vampires) I chose this clip of a dream like sequence with the song I Lied To You.
February’s schedule:

Bad news for Millennials who thought they might someday own their own home — President Trump just announced his exciting new plan to make sure that this never, ever happens. Rather than jumping on the “affordability” train like he pretended he was going to do for a minute, he’s going to make sure that housing prices keep going up so that those who have homes now can keep their wealth (unless, you know, they plan on moving somewhere else at any point).
This should not be particularly surprising to any of us, especially seeing as how Trump has long bragged about how very proud he is of ensuring that no one is building any affordable housing near people who are currently well-off and therefore should not have to be around such riff-raff. Not to mention the fact that he was personally sued for housing discrimination, by the Nixon administration, due to his refusal to rent to Black people.
“Existing housing, people that own their homes, we’re gonna keep them wealthy,” he said in a room full of people and also cameras. “We’re gonna keep those prices up. We’re not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody that didn’t work very hard can buy a home.”
Oh? People haven’t worked hard enough? Really? Because 52 percent of Millennials and Gen Zers have a full-time job and at least one “side-hustle.” They call it “polyworking” now, because apparently we just need to keep making up cutesy terms and writing trend pieces to make up for the fact that nearly half of US workers make below a living wage.
“We're going to get interest rates down, but I want to protect the people that for the first time in their lives feel good about themselves,” he added. “That they're wealthy people.”
Yes, because what’s really important is the self-esteem of rich people, whose only reason to feel good about themselves is the current price of their house.
“I want them to understand that, you know, there's so much talk about ‘oh we're going to drive housing prices down,’” he continued. “I don’t want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people that own their homes and they can be assured that’s what’s going to happen.”
The median home price in the United States right now is $415,000, up from $271,100 just five years ago. I think the prices have gone up enough, no?
$415,000, even with an extremely low interest rate, is going to be far out of reach for most people. According to a mortgage calculator, with a 30-year fixed loan, a very low 5 percent interest rate and an $83,000 down payment, the monthly payments on that would be around $1800 a month before taxes, HOA fees, utilities, and home insurance. That is not something the average American can afford.
This is not, by the way, the first time he’s floated this idea. He also brought it up at the World Economic forum in Davos.
And, once again, the big priority was the self-esteem of people who bought houses back when houses were affordable.
“Every time you make it more and more and more affordable for somebody to buy a house cheaply, you're actually hurting the value of those houses, obviously, because the one thing works in tandem with the other and I don't want to do anything that's gonna hurt the value of people that own a house, who for the first time in their lives are walking around the streets of whatever city they're in, very proud that their house is worth $500, $600, $700,000 dollars.”
Except that nowhere near enough people will be able to afford to pay them “$500, $600, $700,000” for that home (especially all the McMansions no one actually wants), so if they want to get that much, they sell to private equity firms, who will then rent them to the people who couldn’t afford to buy them. So, sure, we’ll all be renting forever and ever until we die, but at least some people’s self-esteem will remain high.
And when it comes down to it, is this not the entire ethos of the Republican Party? They didn’t want same-sex marriage to happen because it would make their marriages feel “less special.” DEI had to be eliminated to preserve the self-esteem (and financial/institutional power) of white men. They stopped teaching kids about slavery and Jim Crow in schools so white kids wouldn’t feel ashamed. Everyone needs to say “Merry Christmas” to everyone, because saying “Happy Holidays” and acknowledging that other religious and non-religious traditions exist makes some Christians feel like they’re not the most important people in the world. They just want everyone to work together to preserve the precious self-esteem resources (and wealth) of those who have traditionally held the most power.
Mind you, these are the same people who go absolutely ballistic every time an overweight woman feels good about herself and dares to be famous, and who have been raging over children getting little trophies as souvenirs of their time in Little League for the last three decades, because godforbid they might feel good about having played even if they didn’t win the most times? They’re very strict about this DEI stuff.
I want to see this video played on repeat. I want it in every single Democratic campaign ad from now until November 2028. I want it to haunt him for the rest of his presidency. People need to know that their president thinks that if they cannot afford a $415,000 home, they are not working hard enough to deserve one. They need to know that he cares more about preserving the wealth for the already-wealthy than he does for the three-quarters of Americans who say they cannot afford anything beyond their basic living expenses. They need to know that he cares more about preserving the self-esteem of these people than ensuring that regular, middle class people have stable, affordable places to live and raise their families.
Trump is very clear about his priorities. They should be, too.
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I just want to be clear about a few things. I do not want to be here in this godforsaken frozen wasteland any more than any of the residents want me here. I could be overseeing one of ICE’s Gestapo blitzkriegs anyplace warmer. Texas. Arizona. Florida. California. My God, California. Palm trees. A hotel with a pool that doesn’t currently look like one of those ice blocks with a face-eating alien frozen inside that scientists in movies are always finding on some UFO that crashed in the Arctic.
But for some reason, we had to come to northern cities in fucking winter. It would have been nice if Bovino could have stuck around, but, well, you know. I kept telling him, Greg, the smug insults are great, but don’t walk around in that greatcoat that looks like something a bad guy wore in Raiders. Save it for the monthly meeting.
But no, he was too stubborn. Tom, I gotta wear my Hitler coat. Tom, you can’t believe how warm it is. Tom, feel this fabric, isn’t that amazing? Schmuck.
So here we are. Here I am, coating my giant head in Vaseline every time I go outside to ward off frostbite. What? It doesn’t? Dammit, I’m going to kill Stephen Miller. Someone get me a towel.
Anyway, Big Tom Homan is in charge, and I’m going to do things a little differently. Cooperate, and we’ll finish rounding up all these criminal illegals and get out of Minnesota’s hair. Refuse to cooperate, and we’ll be here until the Twins get eliminated from the playoffs. So, end of April, tops.
There are ground rules, and you Nordic chuckleheads will obey them.
For starters, there will be no making fun of me or my massive bulk or my giant bald head that looks like a small asteroid headed at you. Nicknames that I am not to be called include Evil Shrek, White Shrek, White Elephant, Mushmouth, Marblemouth, He’s Lump! He’s Lump!, Frying Pan Face, Grotesque the Magic Oaf, Doughy Wad, and Snowflake the Albino Gorilla. These are all very hurtful.
Other names I do not appreciate: Granite Head, Evil Russian Nesting Doll, Cancerous Ass Polyp. Prostate-faced Illiterate. Snot-brained Weasel. Dollar Store Andre the Giant. Sloth.
Also, no one is to say that I am literally an ogre. This is ridiculous. Ogres roll around in mud and smell awful. Tom Homan does not roll around in mud.
If I say I have not eaten, no one is allowed to say you see three billy goats wandering here from over yonder.
Any women who displease me will be clad in metal bikinis and chained to my throne, to be freely ogled by my sycophants as I send criminal illegals to their deaths in the jaws of Pateesa, the rancor I keep in a dungeon beneath my throne room. Now, bring me the Jedi scum! (aide whispers in ear) By which I mean, we intend to draw down our soldiers imminently.
I know I come off as gruff and kind of a jerk, like when I called AOC “the dumbest congresswoman ever elected.” And when I told Boston I was coming and bringing hell with me. And when I told America’s judges that I don’t care what they think. And when I took a $50k bribe in the form of a fast food bag stuffed with cash. Allegedly! I allegedly took it!
Okay, yes, I can be mean, but there’s no need for all of you to be mean about it. For God’s sake, I have feelings. I have a family. I have a dog.
And I’m not the only one. Many of the ICE officers you see pepper-spraying retired old people and dragging peaceful Honduran busboys into unmarked vehicles have families. Or at least they have ex-wives who let them see their children occasionally, albeit in supervised settings.
I don’t think anyone understands how tough it has been for our boys. Pulled away from their kids. Even more, I mean. Yelled at in restaurants. People blowing whistles at them. Having to double up on rooms at the Microtel Inn and Suites out by the airport. What if you have a roommate who snores, huh? Or leaves his dirty bath towels on the floor?
Nobody cares about those sacrifices. But we make them for one reason: so this nation can be a frightening, inhospitable place for anyone who isn’t a) MAGA, and b) whiter than a hand towel in a country club bathroom.
So the next time you see one of us in the street, maybe thank us for making your city safe for you. I promise we can hear you through our combat helmets.
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