2. Will you or have you ever participated in Black Friday? Hell no!
3. Do you love or despise holiday leftovers? Love them the first 2 days. After that, they go to the dog. Except stuffed ham. Mmmmmm, any day for that.
4. Have you seen any (non-commercial, i.e. store) holiday lights yet? No, thankfully. There are 12 days of Christmas and none of them are in November.
5. Have you been good to Santa’s way of thinking?